Every child remembers at least one classic Tom Sawyer moment, painting a fence, borrowing trouble or tooling down the Mississippi with Black Jim, wishing you didn't have to wake up from your dream and go back to school in the morning. Well, this neighbor brought the tradition of classic Tom Sawyer to life with fiberglass rendition fencing.
When the Neoplan Bus factory skipped out on Lamar, Colorado, leaving more than 800 workers without jobs, they left behind plenty of their well branded white fiberglass bus siding for --- you guessed it --- fences. These treasure points offer Sawyer Proof advantage, no painting needed. Simply pound a nail through the middle and let them warp into place. You don't need hedge clippers, just let the saplings grow right up to support the leaning masses of fiberglass points on the picket fence and you've got a spiffy backyard edging, classed up by overgrown weeds. Don't mind those weeds, the City Code Inspector will be by shortly to announce that your civic duty is lacking and if you don't cut those weeds shorter than the apprized required length of eight spiffy inches, you'll be carted off to the Graybar Hotel and served three squares, a rock hard bed and all the televized Obama you can suffer.
Tom Sawyer would be proud to live in this neighborhood.
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