Saturday, June 6, 2009

Property Boundaries - Moving the Lines of Propriety

Word has it that sturdy fences make good neighbors, but I'm here to tell you that isn't always the case. Sometimes a good sturdy fence makes the neighbor see green pasture on the other side of the fence.

Such is the case with this neighborhood boundary... If you look closely, just beyond the second fence post is a concrete curb about three inches wide. The south edge of that curbing runs along the actual property line between these two rural neighborhood residences.

The pig-wire fence was installed new by the neighbor on the south side a few years before this photo was taken, about three inches inside the property line. At the time of installation, the fence was above and beyond the "common quality" of fences in the neighborhood, and relatively popular among the inhabitants of small towns. With nice wood posts, the fence took on an open appearance allowing open views and good neighbor communications. Chatting over the back fence (or in this case) front fence was common - and still is.

The original neighbor moved out and four more neighbors moved in (and out), none of them having a problem with the property boundary, and all of them using the driveway for full size vehicles. These neighbors also have access to the garage with another entrance from the side street, where a double garage door opens onto a concrete driveway. The current neighbor has attempted on more than one occasion to purchase for a few hundred dollars (without appropriate documentation being paid for) an extra several feet of property. The current owner says, "No!"

Current neighbor at one point attempted to set in the middle of the drive way curve (visible in photo) a new fence post, more than one foot inside the property line, for a fence he intended to install. The current owner insisted he pull the post and remove the concrete he'd set it into.

Mind you, both neighbors have been good neighbors, occasionally helping each other out, doing random favors and offering to watch the other's home while vacationing, etc. When the owners husband fell from a ladder while working on the back fence, the neighbor put away the ladders and tools so the owner could leave to take her husband to the hospital. The relationship has been good in most respects, except for this one fence post issue.

Somehow, the neighbor can't seem to hit his driveway when entering it. He keeps hitting the fencepost with his truck. And he's hit the fencepost so many times with his truck, his brother's truck, his father's truck and anyone else's truck that drives into the yard that the fence post is terminally broken off at the ground. OOOPS!

Citizen Harassment over Fence Code Inspections

After years of harassment from the "powers that be" in Lamar City Hall, this neighbor erected a standard 6 foot fence with 2X4 frame and galvanized metal siding to protect and give privacy for a collection of antique vehicle parts. Retired with an eye for refurbishing antique vehicles, this 72 year old woman was forced back into the workforce full-time by city code requirements to rebuild her fence. Irritation aside, she returned to work and set about the chore of rebuilding her fence using recycled materials she had on hand, along with the few materials she was forced to purchase.

Her efforts were applauded by a local official who appreciated the fact that she put forth the effort to not only erect a fence strong enough to stand the winds that blow, but graceful enough to portray the BEST fence in the neighborhood. Other city officials continue to harass and pester this citizen, including the dog catcher who recently presented her with two new door hangers, condemning her property and threatening her with stiff fines and a possible jail sentence. Imagine her chagrin at receiving such a "Notice and Order" when the neighbor's fences are less than suitable, and do not meet the City Code for fences, nor are they attractive. The butting fence post and broken gate post of one neighbor sets against her newly installed ecologically correct recycled fence.

Perhaps the dog catcher needs to take a few extra moments on his route to review other neighbor's fences, instead of instantly jumping to the conclusion of writing this woman a ticket. And perhaps the Police Chief of Lamar Colorado, whom the Dog Catcher said, "told him to deliver these tickets to you at work." should spend more of his time in the neighborhood reviewing OTHER neighbors back of the fence weed patches, and less of his time intruding and trespassing on this woman's private property.

As a community, Lamar, Colorado celebrates Antique and Refurbished Autos in an annual Auto Show at Willow Creek Park each year. Yet this same community continues to harass and attempt to intimidate this law abiding citizen who collects and works on refurbishing antique vehicles in her spare time.

One particular vehicle, a 1959 Ford Truck, driven regularly until 1977, by this woman and her husband was relocated to a nearby farm, at the demand of the City of Lamar in 2002. The vehicle, maintained in pristine condition with all windows and decals intact, needed only a paint job and some minor engine overhauls until after the relocation. Now, decals are missing, stolen while the vehicle was stored at a farm site less than two hundred yards from the home of the City Code & Building Inspector, windows are broken out, and the vehicle will require a major overhaul to be presented again in parades and other Antique Car Shows.

Notice the missing 1959 Ford Emblem in the front grill. This emblem had been in perfect condition before the vehicle was stored. A paint booth constructed on the property was available for sanding and prepping the vehicle for a new paint job and for re-chroming such pieces as the rusted bumper seen in this photo.

All windows and glass in this vehicle were broken while the vehicle was in paid storage. The woman who owns the vehicle was told there was nothing she could do about the damage to the vehicle. She contacted the Sheriff for an investigation and was told that her vehicles were junk and they couldn't pursue the investigation, although they did locate flat head engines at a local junk yard which resembled the engines this woman was missing. No arrests or further investigation have been pursued. No questions were asked of the junk yard, although it was rather obvious the engines had recently arrived there, due to green grass smashed beneath the engines.

Numerous times, this neighbor's fences have been hit by drunken drivers, destroyed by trespassers, and damaged by unknown sources. Each time, complaints are filed by the citizen, and no investigations are done. Complaints are put away in the file, and her property is left damaged. Yet, the city administration continues to harass her about weeds, although the neighbors weeds surrounding her are left unkempt, unmowed and uncared for, long after hers are mowed down and cleaned up. Fines have been assessed to and paid by this 72 year old woman who continues to work a full time job and attempt to work on her vehicles and enjoy her life in the same neighborhood where she's grown up since her family moved into Lamar, Colorado in 1944.

It's a sad state of affairs, when a community sets out to harass one neighbor, a 72 year old woman, beyond equitable measure while other neighbors go years and years without being bothered by the City of Lamar, although their activities often include loud boisterous parties, drinking, drugging, and drug trafficking that the Lamar City Police Department can't seem to prove, or do anything about. Is it that the police department is afraid to pursue true criminals? Is it possible that it's just easier for them to harass an old woman than it would be for them to spend their time and the tax payers money actually pursuing criminal activity? Have we, as a nation, as a community, fallen so deeply into despair that we gain some sort of evil pleasure from harassing old ladies instead of pursuing real, dangerous criminal activity?

Best-Dressed, a Well Secluded Hangout for Teenagers


An open welcome to all who can slide between the posts of this connection, the private hangout for teens before and after school, on the back of the high school yard, offers a secluded grassy meadow surrounded by trees. The entrance, attempted to be semi-blocked by a third post inserted into a concrete base, comes between two lengths of chain-link fencing.

The required brown grass growing into the fence rows along the exterior sidewalk area surrounding the fence displays nicely along with the badly eroded dirt around the concrete pad.

I hope someone doesn't trip over that! It could be a bad liability for the city of Lamar.

Tree House Maffia - A Fence Locked Beyond Repair

Padlocked and labeled, this fence contains dangerous animals, only a few of which are dogs. With his tree house built high in the branches of an old elm tree, this neighbor can focus his camera and telescopic lens on most any neighbor, listen in on most any conversation, and sell his drugs without the harassment of the local police department. In fact, this pristine white painted fence, prior to the demolishing tear across the metal, was upheld as the perfect yard fence by the city code inspector. Of course, nobody else can get away with the padlocked gate preventing entrance by even the city code inspector.

I wonder what this decadent neighbor was carrying out of his house in five gallon buckets a few years back, and hauling off in his truck? Could it be the dirt for a basement he didn't have a permit to build?

Reagan, we need you to say, "Tree house maffia, tear down that wall!"

Yard Ornamental Combination Fencing

This highly decorative yard ornament resides behind the home of one of our City Councilmen in Lamar, Colorado. His rendition of combination fencing, half redwood and half galvanized woven wire forms the perfect niche for displaying this decoratively painted wagon, formerly known as the back end of a truck, stacked with wood and extemporaneous yard clutter. Figuratively speaking, the clutter beneath the trailer and to the side could be considered anchor decor?

A rain splattered camera lens indicates moisture is on the way... Those well trimmed fence growing weeds could be three feet high by morning! Wonder if he'll be getting a door hanger that says "Notice and Order"?

Tisk, Tisk, Ole Tom can't Get a Break!

Even with the influence of neighbors hosting a soldier point row of crooked fiberglass point fencing, these throwbacks to the days of slavery are still hanging onto their unpainted wooden pickets. Don't suppose those were recycled slabs of wood from a few wooden pallets salvaged from the dump, now? Maybe Tom Sawyer will come along and paint this one?

Once again the use of naturally, home grown weeds displays the originality and dedication to saving ecological sanity on the home front. These residents of Lamar, Colorado hold nothing back to maintain their small footprint of damage on natures gentle surroundings.

This dumpster seems a natural resident of the weed patch, under used by the inhabitants of the home beyond the fence, and perhaps, not used at all in a great while. He looks comfy enough leaning up against the fence swinging in the winds of southeastern Colorado.

Rendition Tom Sawyer Classic Fencing


Every child remembers at least one classic Tom Sawyer moment, painting a fence, borrowing trouble or tooling down the Mississippi with Black Jim, wishing you didn't have to wake up from your dream and go back to school in the morning. Well, this neighbor brought the tradition of classic Tom Sawyer to life with fiberglass rendition fencing.

When the Neoplan Bus factory skipped out on Lamar, Colorado, leaving more than 800 workers without jobs, they left behind plenty of their well branded white fiberglass bus siding for --- you guessed it --- fences. These treasure points offer Sawyer Proof advantage, no painting needed. Simply pound a nail through the middle and let them warp into place. You don't need hedge clippers, just let the saplings grow right up to support the leaning masses of fiberglass points on the picket fence and you've got a spiffy backyard edging, classed up by overgrown weeds. Don't mind those weeds, the City Code Inspector will be by shortly to announce that your civic duty is lacking and if you don't cut those weeds shorter than the apprized required length of eight spiffy inches, you'll be carted off to the Graybar Hotel and served three squares, a rock hard bed and all the televized Obama you can suffer.

Tom Sawyer would be proud to live in this neighborhood.